Baseball Is The Greatest Game In The

Reading Isn't Good For A Ballplayer. Not Good For His Eyes. If My Eyes Went Bad Even A Little Bit I Couldn't Hit Home Runs. So I Gave Up Reading.

I'd Give A Year Of My Life If I Could Hit A Homerun On Opening Day Of This Great New Park.

The Only Real Game, I Think, In The World Is Baseball.

Life Is A Game Like Any Other; We Just Don't Take It As Seriously.

Let Me Show You How It's Done... Loser!