I Learned Early To Drink Beer, Wine

I'll Promise To Go Easier On Drinking And To Get To Bed Earlier, But Not For You, Fifty Thousand Dollars, Or Two-hundred And Fifty Thousand Dollars Will I Give Up Women. They're Too Much Fun.

Reading Isn't Good For A Ballplayer. Not Good For His Eyes. If My Eyes Went Bad Even A Little Bit I Couldn't Hit Home Runs. So I Gave Up Reading.

The Only Real Game, I Think, In The World Is Baseball.

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.

A Part Of Control Is Learning To Correct Your Own Weaknesses. The Person Doesn't Live Who Was Born With Everything. Sometimes He Has One Weak Point, Generally He Has Several. The First Thing Is To Know Your Faults. And Then Take On A Systematic Plan Of Correcting Them. You Know The Old Saying About A Chain Only Being As Strong As Its Weakest Link. The Same Can Be Said In The Chain Of Skills A Man Forges.