Baseball Is A Nineteenth-century Pastoral Game. Football

Heroin, Forget It. In My Neighborhood, I Could See What Heroin Did Firsthand And I Was Definitely Afraid Of That Number.

My Left Descending Septal Branch Artery Decided To Close Without Consultation With Any Of My Other Organs. It Happened On Saint Patrick's Day, 1978.

We Created God In Our Own Image And Likeness!

My First Rule: I Don't Believe Anything The Government Tells Me.

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.