In The Doggie Dictionary, Under "bow Wow"

I've Begun Worshipping The Sun For A Number Of Reasons. First Of All, Unlike Some Other Gods I Could Mention, I Can See The Sun. It's There For Me Every Day. And The Things It Brings Me Are Quite Apparent All The Time: Heat, Light, Food, And A Lovely Day. There's No Mystery, No One Asks For Money, I Don't Have To Dress Up, And There's No Boring Pageantry. And Interestingly Enough, I Have Found That The Prayers I Offer To The Sun And The Prayers I Formerly Offered To "god" Are All Answered At About The Same 50% Rate.

Most People Work Just Hard Enough Not To Get Fired And Get Paid Just Enough Money Not To Quit.

Germany Lost The Second World War. Fascism Won It. Believe Me, My Friend.

I Really Haven't Seen This Many People In One Place Since They Took Group Photographs Of All The Criminals And Lawbreakers In The Ronald Reagan Administration.

Hard Work Is A Misleading Term. Physical Effort & Long Hours Do Not Constitute Hard Work. Hard Work Is When Someone Pays You To Do Something You'd Rather Not Be Doing. Anytime You'd Rather Be Doing Something Other Than The Thing You're Doing...you're Doing Hard Work.