Baptists Are Only Funny Underwater.

People With Honorary Awards Are Looked Upon With Disfavor. Would You Let An Honorary Mechanic Fix Your Brand-new Mercedes?

Writing Is An Escape From A World That Crowds Me. I Like Being Alone In A Room. It's Almost A Form Of Meditation- An Investigation Of My Own Life.

It Looks Different When You're Sober; I Thought I Had Twice As Much Furniture.

If You Can Go Through Life Without Experiencing Pain You Probably Haven't Been Born Yet.

I Was Constantly Being Dragged Out Of Movies For Laughing Too Loud.