Bacon Bits Are Like The Fairy Dust

Once You Identify Yourself As Believing Something, You Open Yourself To Ridicule.

Ironically, To My Children, Bedtime Is A Punishment That Violates Their Basic Rights As Human Beings.

No One Goes Into Standup To Make Money. The Frustration And Rejection Are Just Too Much.

That's Why When I Send A Postcard I Quiz People. "hey, Did You Get That Postcard?" "yeah, Yeah Yeah." "well What'd I Say?" "uh, You Were Havin-" "i Was In Jail"

It's Like In Most Parts Of America, Where There Was Industry And There Is No Longer; There Is Cynicism Mixed With Sarcasm And Some Optimism. That's How My Background Influenced My Comedy.