At The Other End Of The Room,

Ranger’s Gonna Hate This,” Tank Said. “better To Get Shot Than To Have To Explain The Gate. Bad Enough I Got A Horse That Smells Like His Shower Gel.

I'd Kiss You, But You Smell Like A Gym Bag.

If I Let Her In I'm Doomed. It's Like Inviting A Vampire Into Your House. Once You've Invite Them In, That's It, You're Good As Dead!

No One Expected A First Year Engineering Student To Build The Perfect Bridge.

Sorry About Bender," Lula Said, Letting The Trans Am Idle At The Curb. "maybe We Could Tell Vinnie He Died. We Could Say We Were All Set To Bring Bender In, And He Died. Bang. Dead As A Doorknob." "better Yet, Why Don't We Just Go Back And Kill Him," I Said. I Opened The Door To Leave, Caught My Toe In The Floor Mat, And Fell Out Of The Car, Face First. I Rolled Onto My Back And Stared Up At The Stars. "i'm Fine," I Said To Lula. "maybe I'll Sleep Here Tonight.