I Hate Mornings. They Start So Early.

Just Because I Know How To Change A Guys Oil Doesn't Mean I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life On My Back, Staring Up His Undercarriage.

I'm Telling You, It's Fu**ing Hard To Be Classy

Sometimes It's Hard To Tell What's Love And What's Only Indigestion

Its Always Nice To Have A Stud Muffin At The Table.

My Father Was In The Kitchen Putting A New Washer In The Kitchen Faucet. He Looked Relieved To See Morelli Standing In The Hallway. He'd Probably Prefer I Bring Home Someone Useful, Like A Butcher Or A Car Mechanic, But I Guess Cops Are A Step Up From Undertakers.