I Hate Mornings. They Start So Early.

One Of The Men Gave Butch A Bunch Of Volts With A Stun Gun. The Rangeman Didn’t Move Fast Enough, And Butch Grabbed The Gun And Threw It Across The Room. “hunh,” Rangeman Guy Said. “yeah,” I Said. “been There, Done That.” “are You Sure He’s Human?” “maybe You Could Hook A Chain To The Flexicuffs On His Ankles And Drag Him Behind Your Car,” I Said. “we Tried That Once, And Ranger Didn’t Like It,” The Guy Said. “you Do Something Twice That Ranger Doesn’t Like, And You’re Out Of A Job And Damaged.

Have You Eaten?' I Asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No.

You Ever Get Any Death Threats? How About Ex-husbands Or Ex-boyfriends? You Run Over Anyone Recently?” ~ Morelli

Look At You! You Look Like Rangeman Barbie. You Got A Gun And Everything. -lula

Bullets Are Creepy." Stephenie