I'd Hate To List Our Specialties. Wreck

He's Going To Jail. He Can't See. He Can't Hear. He Can't Take A Leak That Lasts Under Fifteen Minutes. But He Has An Erection And All The Other Problems Are Small Change. Next Time Around I'm Coming Back As A Man. Priorities Are Clearly Defined. Life Is Simple.

Cute? I Think My Testosterone Level Just Dropped - Ranger

That's One Of The Things I Like About Mary Lou. She's Willing To Believe The Worst About Anyone.

Your On Your On With This One Babe." "coward." "calling Me Names Isn't Going To Get Me In There." -ranger And Stephanie

I Felt My Cell Phone Buzz, And I Looked At The Screen. Ranger. “your Gps Just Went Blank,” Ranger Said When I Answered. “the Car Exploded.” There Was A Beat Of Silence. “rafael Won The Pool,” Ranger Said. “are You Okay?” “yes.” “i’ll Send Someone.