A Salad Is Not A Meal, It

Being Offended Is A Natural Consequence Of Leaving The House.

It Is Imperative When Flying Coach That You Restrain Any Tendency Toward The Vividly Imaginative. For Although It May Momentarily Appear To Be The Case, It Is Not At All Likely That The Cabin Is Entirely Inhabited By Crying Babies Smoking Inexpensive Domestic Cigars.

I Wish That Real Estate Were Cheaper And Clothes Were More Expensive.

I Hate, Simply, To Work. I Just Hate To Work, Period. I Am Profoundly Slothful. Practically Inert.

I Don't Like The Kind Of Country Living Where You Have To Help. I Like Country Living Where There Is Help.