As You Know, The Thing That I

I Don't Really Collect Anything. I Mean, If I See A Piece Of Moxie Soda Memorabilia, I'll Probably Buy It. I'm A Sucker For Regional Soda Brands And Forgotten Histories And That Sort Of Thing.

You Are Only Pretentious If You Are Not Sincere.

The Villain Of Any Story Is Often The Most Compelling Character.

As A Live Stand-up Comedy Performer, I Have The Benefit Of Choosing Real Entrance Music.

Just A Small-scale Cult Of Personality, Maybe Raise A Geodetic Dome Out In Western Massachusetts And Make People Wear Jumpsuits And Give All Their Possessions To Me.