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As Psychotic As It Gets Outside, The Comic Can Be More Psychotic.

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I Like Coffee Because It Gives Me The Illusion That I Might Be Awake.

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You Look At My Audience, And It Proves What Congress Thinks America Is, Is Wrong. I Get People Across The Political Spectrum. Parents And Kids Come And They're All Punked Out, And There Are These Other Guys In John Deere Caps.