Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
As Psychotic As It Gets Outside, The Comic Can Be More Psychotic.
-Lewis Black
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
As Psychotic As It Gets Outside, The
Lewis Black
As Psychotic As It Gets Outside, The Comic Can Be More Psychotic.
Views: 21
Topic
Psychotic
Comic
More From Lewis Black
I Have No Religion Because I Was Born And Raised Jewish. And On The First Night Of Hanukkah, My Parents, When I Was Very Young, Gave Me A Top To Play With. They Called It A Dreidel. I Knew It Was A Top. And As I Looked At That Top, I Said, 'you Know. I Don't Think I'm Gonna Be Jewish For Very Long.
Night
Thinking
Play
Then There Was The Man Who Declared In Court, He Wasn't A Person. "excuse Me, Sir, Why Haven't You Paid Your Taxes." "well, As You Can Clearly See, I Am Not A Person." "well, You Look Like A Person." "no It's All Done With Mirrors, Trust Me!"
Funny
Humor
Men
When People Come To My Act Any Time After Thanksgiving, I Usually Say, You Shouldn't Be Here. You Should Be Shopping. Our Economy Depends On You! You Should Be Out There Buying Stuff.'
Shopping
People
Stuff
The Thing That Makes My Generation The Greatest Is Our Ability To Hang Out. We're Spectacular At It. If You Take Somebody From My Generation And Sit Them On A Couch And Bring Them Food And Plumbing, They'll Sit There And Talk To You About Anything You Want Until The Day You Die.
Generations
Want
Couches
I Like Coffee Because It Gives Me The Illusion That I Might Be Awake.
Coffee
Giving
Might
Trending Author
Saoirse Ronan
Jenna Bush
Adam Hochschild
Cynthia Ozick
Aziz Ansari
Frederick Reines
Category
Information