Well First Of All, I'd Just Like

If It Weren’t For My Horse, I Wouldn’t Have Spent That Year In College.

I Had More Material On Weather Than Anyone Else, I Guess, ... Back When I Was Traveling A Lot On The Road As A Standup Comic, Between Airport Security And The Weather... I Just Wanted To Be Prepared For Sitting In The Airport.

In Canada I'm Not Dealing With People Who Are Bringing In Baggage, They Just Get It. But New Orleans Will Be A Bit Different. If There's A Group Of People Who Have A Right To Be Bitter, It's The People Of New Orleans.

How Our Government Works... It Doesn't.

Writing Is Thinking And Thinking Is Hard Work.