Well First Of All, I'd Just Like

Can Somebody Explain To Me Why Pepsi And Coke Advertise? Are We Missing Something? Seriously, Everyone In This Room Has Drank Enough Pepsi And Coke In Their Lifetime They Could Piss It For A Week.

I Never Write Anything Down. I Write Onstage.

It's Absolutely Stupid That We Live Without An Ozone Layer. We Have Men, We've Got Rockets, We've Got Saran Wrap - Fix It!

Some People Have Religion As A Means Of Solace. But, I Had A Dreidel, So That Was Out.

I'm A Selfish, Little Pig Of A Man.