As Far As Groupies, I Never Saw

I'm So Reluctant To Do Newspaper Interviews Because It's So Misleading How They Interpret What You Say.

Trash? The Only Trash I See Here Are Two Little Boys Lost At Sea And A Pathetic Excuse For A Seaworthy Vessel!

I'm A Married Man. If I Want Sex At This Particular Point In My Life, I Go Home For It.

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

Justin Bieber Stole My Haircut. And Axl Rose Stole My Dance!