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There Are Only A Few Safe Targets Left, Just A Few Groups Of People You Can Say Anything Negative About Without Getting In Trouble For It. I've Made A List Of Safe Targets And I Probably Ought To Stick To Those. Politicians, For Instance. You Can Say Anything You Want About Them, And It Doesn't Matter How Unfair You Are. People Seem To Like It.

I Spent My First 50 Years Trying To Become Known As A Writer And The Next 30 Trying To Avoid Being Famous. I Walk Down The Street Or Go To A Football Game And People Shout, 'hey Andy'. I Hate That.

Taxes Are Important. President Bush's Tax Proposals Leave No Rich Person Behind. Voters Approve Of President Bush Helping The Kind Of People They Wish They Were One Of.

Every One Starts Out Being An Atheist.

I've Learned... That I Can Always Pray For Someone When I Don't Have The Strength To Help Him In Some Other Way.