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Numbers Are The Most Certain Things We Have.

I Hope All Of You Are Going To Fill Out Your Census Form When It Comes In The Mail Next Month. If You Don't Return The Form The Area You Live In Might Get Less Government Money And You Wouldn't Want That To Happen, Would You.

Making Duplicate Copies And Computer Printouts Of Things No One Wanted Even One Of In The First Place Is Giving America A New Sense Of Purpose.

I Am An Atheist... I Don't Understand Religion At All. I'm Sure I'll Offend A Lot Of People By Saying This, But I Think It's All Nonsense.

I've Done A Lot Of Complaining Here, But Of All The Things I've Complained About, I Can't Complain About My Life.