As An Actor, You're Never Busy Enough.

Guys Want A 500 Horsepower Car. I'd Rather Have One Horsepower - In A Horse. That's Macho. You Go To Pick Up Your Date And You Show Up On A Horse.

I Celebrate Masculinity When I'm Onstage.

There Are So Many Hot, Sexy Women In L.a.

As An Actor, You're Never Busy Enough.

Some Comics Really Thrive On Being Disrespectful, Especially Toward Women, And It's Somehow Understood As Edgy, But I'm The Opposite. I've Never Liked Curse Words For That Reason.