My Parents Were Really Nice To Me.

I Guess I Am Attracted To Older Women. I'm Looking For A 40-something Who Has Had Her Heart Broken Two Or Three Hundred Times. She's Going To Be Fun!

My Point Of View Is That Men Are Basically Animals, And I'm Okay With That.

Compare Sending Someone A Text Message And Getting A Love Letter Delivered By Carrier Pigeon. No Contest.

There Are So Many Hot, Sexy Women In L.a.

Guys Want A 500 Horsepower Car. I'd Rather Have One Horsepower - In A Horse. That's Macho. You Go To Pick Up Your Date And You Show Up On A Horse.