I Believe You Can Joke About Anything.

Pardon Me I've Got Nothing To Say.

A Woman Told Me Her Child Was Autistic, And I Thought She Said Artistic. So I Said, 'oh Great. I'd Like To See Some Of The Things He's Done.

If All Our National Holidays Were Observed On Wednesdays, We Could Wind Up With Nine-day Weekends.

All The Media And The Politicians Ever Talk About Is Things That Separate Us, Things That Make Us Different From One Another

If People Stand In A Circle Long Enough, They'll Eventually Begin To Dance.