I Believe You Can Joke About Anything.

Picture Your Grandmother In Hell, Baking Pies... Without An Oven.

If You're Reading It In A Book, Folks, It Ain't Self-help. It's Help.

Ever Wonder About Those People Who Spend $2 Apiece On Those Little Bottles Of Evian Water? Try Spelling Evian Backward.

There Is A Planet Named Pluto, But We Don't Have One Named Goofy. Goofy Would Be A Good Name For This Planet. It Certainly Qualifies.

I Went To A Bookstore And Asked The Saleswoman, 'where's The Self-help Section?' She Said If She Told Me, It Would Defeat The Purpose.