Are You Better Off With Him Or

People Have One Year After The Wedding To Send A Gift. Thank-you Notes Must Be Written Immediately. If You Don't Receive An Acknowledgment Within Three Months, Phone And Ask If It Was Received. If The Bride And Groom Are Embarrassed, Fine. They Deserve To Be.

Guilt Is A Pollutant And We Don't Need Any More Of It In The World.

Life Is Rough For Everyone....life Isn't Always Fair. Whatever It Is That Hits The Fan, Its Never Evenly Distributed - Some Always Tend To Get More Of It Than Others.

No Person Who Can Read Is Ever Successful At Cleaning Out An Attic.

One Trouble With Trouble Is That It Usually Starts Out Like Fun.