Are You Better Off With Him Or

Some People Take Pleasure In Regaling One And All With Details Of Their Poor Health. They Are Happy To Give An Organ Recital To Anyone Who Will Listen.

A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

The Best Way To Find Something You Have Lost Is To Buy A Replacement.

The Naked Truth Is Always Better Than The Best-dressed Lie.

Grown-up People Can Wait.