Grown-up People Can Wait.

At Age 20, We Worry About What Others Think Of Us. At Age 40, We Don't Care What They Think Of Us. At Age 60, We Discover They Haven't Been Thinking Of Us At All.

Maturity Is Perseverance-the Ability To Sweat Out A Project Or A Situation, In Spite Of Heavy Opposition And Discouraging Setbacks, And Stick With It Until It Is Finished.

An Open Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Telling You That You Need A Divorce.

Some Things Get Better With Age, But After A Certain Point, The Mind Isn't Among Them.

A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.