Anything That Isn't Writing Is Easy

Newspapers Are So Boring. How Can You Read A Newspaper That Starts With A 51-word Lead Sentence?

Anything That Isn't Writing Is Easy

Baseball Isn't Statistics, It's Joe Dimaggio Rounding Second Base.

The Number One Rule Of Thieves Is That Nothing Is Too Small To Steal.

I Think It Would Be Very Good If Writers And Artists Take A Stand In Electoral Politics. They've Got The Ability To Put Words Together That Might Reach The Ears Of The People Of The City Who Vote.