Anything That Isn't Writing Is Easy

Governments Mostly Don't Do Much. And You've Also Got To Understand The Level Of Incompetence Out There. Nobody Knows What They're Doing. They Just Pose And Act As If They Know And Walk Through Life And Get Away With It.

Journalism Schools Are Good To Get A Job, But I Don't Know What Else They Are Good For. I Don't Like The Word "journalism" To Begin With. It's News Reporting, And That Consists Of Using Your Two Feet. The Only Lesson, Then, That You Could Give People Is How To Climb Stairs, Because There Are No Stories On The First Floor.

Football Is A Game Designed To Keep Coal Miners Off The Streets.

Baseball Isn't Statistics, It's Joe Dimaggio Rounding Second Base.

Newspapers Are So Boring. How Can You Read A Newspaper That Starts With A 51-word Lead Sentence?