Football Is A Game Designed To Keep

People Born In Queens, Raised To Say That Each Morning They Get On The Subway And "go To The City," Have A Resentment Of Manhattan, Of The Swiftness Of Its Life And Success Of The People Who Live There.

Speaks Cheerful English And In The Past Has Written This Language With A Paintbrush That Talks.

Journalism Schools Are Good To Get A Job, But I Don't Know What Else They Are Good For. I Don't Like The Word "journalism" To Begin With. It's News Reporting, And That Consists Of Using Your Two Feet. The Only Lesson, Then, That You Could Give People Is How To Climb Stairs, Because There Are No Stories On The First Floor.

Out In The Ocean, A Rope Is Put Around The Man's Neck. The Other End Of The Rope Is Attached To An Old Jukebox And It Is Thrown Overboard. The Man Invariably Follows.

The Number One Rule Of Thieves Is That Nothing Is Too Small To Steal.