Anything That Consoles Is Fake.

... When Caught Unawares I Usually Tell The Truth, And What's Duller Than That?

A Letter Is A Barrier, A Reprieve, A Charm Against The World, An Almost Infallible Method Of Acting At A Distance.

The Best Thing About Being God Would Be Making The Heads.

There Is Nothing Like Early Promiscuous Sex For Dispelling Life's Bright Mysterious Expectations.

Coffee, Unless It Is Very Good And Made By Somebody Else, Is Pretty Intolerable At Any Time.