Anyone Who Is Gossiping Is Just Insecure

I'm Carded For R-rated Movies. And I Get Talked Down To A Lot. When I Try To Go Rent A Car Or Buy An Airplane Ticket Or Other Stuff Adults Do, I Get "okaaaaaay, Honey." I Remember When I Was 18, Getting Crayons In A Restaurant.

Have A Colourful Plate. I Make A Spinach Salad With Things Like Blueberries, Apples And Carrots.

I Think That If You Can Butter Writers Up Enough, They Might Give You A Little.

I'm Not Going To Become Anybody I Don't Want To Become

Life Isn't A Fairy Tale, And Happy Endings Are Few And Far Between