Anyone Can Do Any Amount Of Work,

We Are Constantly Being Surprised That People Did Things Well Before We Were Born. We Are Constantly Remarking On The Fact That Things Are Done Well By People Other Than Ourselves. "the Japanese Are A Remarkable Little People," We Say, As If We Were Doing Them A Favor. "he Is An Arab, But You Ought To Hear Him Play The Zither." Why "but"?

Even Nowadays A Man Can't Step Up And Kill A Woman Without Feeling Just A Bit Unchivalrous.

All Laughter Is A Muscular Rigidity Spasmodically Relieved By Involuntary Twitching.

There Are Several Natural Phenomena Which I Shall Have To Have Explained To Me Before I Can Keep On Going As A Resident Member Ofthe Human Race. One Is The Metamorphosis Which Hats And Suits Undergo Exactly One Week After Their Purchase, Whereby They Are Changed From Smart, Intensely Becoming Articles Of Apparel Into Something Children Use When They Want To "dress Up Like Daddy.

Traveling With Children Corresponds Roughly To Traveling Third Class In Bulgaria.