Work Is A Form Of Nervousness.

Anyone Can Do Any Amount Of Work, Provided It Isn't The Work He Is Supposed Be Doing At That Moment.

Consider The Number Of Young People All Over The World Who Are Getting Married, Day In And Day Out, For No Other Reason Than Thatsomeone Of The Opposite Sex Looks Well In A Green Jersey Or Sings Baritone, And Then Tell Me That Divorce Has Reached Menacing Proportions. The Surface Of Divorce Has Not Even Been Scratched Yet.

Defining And Analyzing Humor Is A Pastime Of Humorless People.

One Cubic Foot Less Of Space And It Would Have Constituted Adultery.

Drawing On My Fine Command Of The English Language, I Said Nothing.