Any Man Who Dies With More Than

You Once Liked The Blissful Mobility, But Then You Wonder, Who's The Real You? And Who's The Chap On The Screen? You Know, I Catch Myself Acting Out My Life Like A Goddamn Script.

My Problem Lies In Reconciling My Gross Habits With My Net Income.

Someone, I Don't Know Who- It Might Have Even Been Me- Said, Any Man At The Age Of Twenty-five Who Is Not A Communist Has No Heart: Any Man Who Is Still Is At The Age Of Thirty-five Has No Head.

Any Man Who Dies With More Than $10000 To His Name Is A Failure.

The Public Has Always Expected Me To Be A Playboy, And A Decent Chap Never Lets His Public Down.