Any Jokes I Make I Try To

One Of The Big Things I Miss About New York Is Not My Friends So Much; It's Shake Shack, The Burger Place. I Miss Shake Shack.

Come On, Man, I Got A Full Beard!

Modern Life. Where Are We Running? Sometimes What We Want Is Not Always Where We Are... Are We Alone? Is The Real Winter Inside Our Hearts? We Are All Struggling For Definition In A World That Resists Our Increase.

The Hardest Part About Rollerblading Is Telling Your Parents You're Gay.

I'm Kind Of Obsessed With Food. I Like To Eat.