I Prefer Being Totally Sober Myself.

It's The Hardest Thing To Come Up With An Hour Of Material That Can Consistently Keep People Laughing.

I Was Surprised To Learn That Research Showed Arranged Couples Tended To Be Happier In The Long Run.

Comedians Don't Have Hits. You Have To Have A Whole Brand-new Hour. You Have No Hits To Rely On.

Sometimes You Gotta Work A Little, So You Can Ball A Lot.

With Stand-up, It's More Interesting To Hear About People's Failures Than Their Successes.