I Prefer Being Totally Sober Myself.

The Four Sweetest Words In The English Language — 'you Wore Me Down.'

Whats The Worst That Could Happen?! The Worst That Could Happen Is He Could Cut Off Your Legs And Use Them To Make Stilts That Look Like Legs!

Stand-up Comedy Is A Raunchy Profession.

I Have No Interest In Art. Let Me Clarify — I Have No Interest In Non-nude Images.

Everyone Just Did What Their Parents Did. So That Immediately Made Me Skeptical Of The Whole Religion Thing, Even As A Kid. So I Never Was Really Into Religion As A Concept.