Any Ballplayer That Don't Sign Autographs For

People Ask Me What I Do In Winter When There's No Baseball. I'll Tell You What I Do. I Stare Out The Window And Wait For Spring.

The First Rule Of Baseball Is To Get A Good Ball To Hit.

A Great Hitter Isn't Born, He's Made. He's Made Out Of Practice, Fault Correction, And Confidence.

When I Was In The Batter's Box, I Felt Sorry For The Pitcher.

I'd Rather Him (grover Alexander) Pitch A Crucial Game For Me Drunk, Then Anyone I've Ever Known Sober. He Was That Good.