Animals Have Rights, To Be Smothered With

When The Law Disarms Good Guys, Bad Guys Rejoice.

If The Coyote's In Your Living Room Pissing On Your Couch, It's Not The Coyote's Fault. It's Your Fault For Not Shooting Him.

You Mean To Say That When An Imbecile Walks Into A Church, Office, Day Care Center, Or School, Stumbling About, Almost Zombie-like, With Gun-filled Hands At His Side, Blabbering Incoherently To His Next Victim, The Reaction Of Grown Men And Women Is To Run, Cry, Whimper, And Hide Under A Desk Or Pew? The Sheeping Of America Is Nearly Complete.

Isn't My Music The Last Of The Real Rhythm And Blues? Isn't It Great? It's Because Of My Musicians, We Were Weaned On Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Bo Diddley, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis, All The Founding Fathers, The Gods Of Thunder, Who Invented The Foundation And The Pulse Of The Greatest Music In The World!

I Have Undeniable Evidence That Many Have Awakened As A Result Of My Raising Hell. Raising Hell Is So American Rock-and-roll. And Of Course Even Soulless Wimps Love Killer Music And My Incredible Guitar Tone.