Unfortunately, There Are People In America, There

Gibson Has Been Making The Finest Electric Guitars The World Has Ever Witnessed For Over 70 Years. They Are As American As God, Guns And Rock And Roll.

My Life Is A Tsunami Of Inspirations. Number One Is That I Really Do Just Love My Bbq. I Mean It's The Sustenance Of Mankind. You Know, The Animal Rights Of People, If They Had Their Way, 99% Of The Human Race Would Parish Because We Sustain Ourselves With Dead Stuff On The Grill.

I Don't Care If It's Bruno Mars Or Aerosmith Or Zz Top... It's About Songs. 'paperback Writer,' 'satisfaction,' 'cat Scratch Fever,' 'walk This Way,' All The Killer Songs In The World Start With An Identifiable Guitar Pattern That Is Basically A Bastardization Of Either Honky-tonk Or Boogie-woogie. And That's In Every Cool Piece Of Music In The World That You And I Love.

Chicken Nuggets Don't Die Any Easier Than Baby Fur Seals.

The Spirit Of The Woods Is Like An Old Good Friend, Makes Me Feel Warm And Good Inside. I Knew His Name And It Was Good To See Him Again, Cause In The Wind He's Still Alive.