Americans Have The Right To Choose To

Vegetarians Are Cool. All I Eat Are Vegetarians - Except For The Occasional Mountain Lion Steak.

I Know We Just Met Today, But I Gotta See You Tomorrow. I Know This Is Our First Date, I Don't Expect You To Swallow.

I Am The Great White Buffalo And I Play An American-made Gibson Guitar That Can Blow Your Head Clean Off At 100 Paces.

The Culture War In America Can Best Be Described By The Battle Between Workin' Hard, Playin' Hard S - Tkickers That Bust Our Ass To Make America Strong By Earning Our Own Way And Kickin' Maximum Ass Versus Soulless Weaklings Who Have Been Brainwashed Into Thinking They Are Entitled To A Free Ride.

I So Wreak Of Logic And Commonsense That It Is Obviously Very Refreshing In This World Of Otherwise Soulless Politically Correct Denial And Dishonesty. God Knows America Would Be The Greatest Again If She Operated Like The Nugent Family. No Takers, No Whiners, No Gangsters, No Dopers, No Drunks, No Criminals, No Bloodsuckers, No Excuse Makers, No Crybabies, No Punks, No Obama Supporters. My Entire Team Are Dedicated To Be The Absolute Best That We Can Be And As Productive As Humanly Possible. Wouldn't That Be Great If All Of America Were Like That.