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As Far As Just My Stand-up Is Concerned, I Don't Care About Changing Anyone's Mind. I'm Not Making An Argument. I'm A Guy Doing Comedy.

I Read The New York Times, And If I'm In A Different City, I'll Skim That Paper.

The Underpinning Of Immigration Concerns Is Xenophobia And Racism And Nationalism.

If People Disagree With Me And Want To Articulate It, That's Not Only Their Right But Almost Their Obligation.

All My Friends Are Always Telling Me How Hard It Is To Have Kids. 'oh, David, It's So Hard.' That's Not Hard. I'll Tell You What Hard Is. Try Talking Your Girlfriend Into Her Third Consecutive Abortion. Yeah, That's Hard, That Takes Finesse. You're Just Inconvenienced.