I Work A Lot And I Like

I Love Tinkle, It's Really The Most Fun I've Had In Years.

We Should Just Get Somebody From The Left And The Right And They Should All Throw Bumper Stickers At Each Other And The First One To Cover The Other One Wins.

I'd Like To Think That I'm Not Just Making The Point That I'm An Atheist Over And Over, But That I Explore Different Facets Of Religion. There's No Way Of Bringing Up Religion Without Sounding Like An Asshole.

I'm A Professional Comic. Whether You Think I'm Funny Or Not, That's, Again, Subjective.

I Don't Think Of My Opponents In The Sense That I Don't Think Of Them Consciously, I Don't Steer It One Way Or The Other.