What A Terrible Thing Life Can Be.

Rectory Always Sounded To Me Like A Place Where You Would Find A Proctologist.

Life Teaches Us That Human Thought Almost Never Walks Hand In Hand With Logic, And It Is Usually Counterproductive To Raise The Point.

I Often Find Myself In Situations Where It Seems To Me Like Everyone Else Has Read The Instruction Book

I Really Am Guilty, Of Many Somethings, All Of Them Lethal And Very Enjoyable And Technically Not Quite Legal.

It’s Like, Everything Really Is Two Ways, The Way We All Pretend It Is And The Way It Really Is