There Are Very Few Personal Problems That

I Believe In Karma... That Means I Can Do Bad Things To You All Day Long And Assume You Deserve It.

If Free Will Exists, Why Do The Tallest Candidates With The Best Hair Usually Win Elections ?

Crackpot Is An Excellent Job Because The Expectations Are So Low. No One Ever Tells Crackpots That They Should Be Doing More.

If You Haven't Already Told Your Kids 'don't Fellate The President' Then You're Probably A Bad Parent.

To Err Is Human. To Cover It Up Is Weasel.