An Unemployed Jester Is Nobody's Fool.

You Bet I Arrived Overnight. Over A Few Hundred Nights In The Catskills, In Vaudeville, In Clubs And On Broadway.

Thumbelina What's The Difference If You're Very Small? When Your Heart Is Full Of Love You're Nine Feet Tall!

I'm Just An Entertainer. All I Want To Be Is Funny. I Never Aspired To Play Hamlet.

I Am A Wife-made Man.

The Greatest Natural Resource That Any Country Can Have Is Its Children.