An Unemployed Jester Is Nobody's Fool.

The Pellet With The Poison's In The Vessel With The Pestle; The Chalice From The Palace Has The Brew That Is True!

When What's Left Of You Gets Around To What's Left To Be Gotten, What's Left To Be Gotten Won't Be Worth Getting Whatever It Is You've Got Left.

I'm Just An Entertainer. All I Want To Be Is Funny. I Never Aspired To Play Hamlet.

Draw A Circle, Not A Heart, Around The One You Love Because A Heart Can Break But A Circle Goes On Forever.

I Can't Say What Danny Kaye Is Like In Private Life. There Are Too Many Of Them.