An Unemployed Jester Is Nobody's Fool.

Housewives Spend More Money Than Their Husbands Make, So That Other People Think Their Husbands Earn More Money Than They Really Do.

I Believe Deeply That Children Are More Powerful Than Oil, More Beautiful Than Rivers, More Precious Than Any Other Natural Resource A Country Can Have. I Feel That The Most Rewarding Thing I Have Ever Done In My Life Is To Be Associated With Unicef.

You Bet I Arrived Overnight. Over A Few Hundred Nights In The Catskills, In Vaudeville, In Clubs And On Broadway.

I Can't Say What Danny Kaye Is Like In Private Life. There Are Too Many Of Them.

When I Stopped Making Films, They Were Getting On To The More Realistic Films And The Explicit Films And All. They Were Depicting Life As It Is, And Some Of It Was Unpleasant. I Gradually Moved Away From That.