There Is A Mass Of People, We

In A Notable Family Called Stein There Were Gertrude, And Ep, And Then Ein. Gert's Writing Was Hazy, Ep's Statues Were Crazy, And Nobody Understood Ein.

Censor: A Self-appointed Snoophound Who Sticks His Nose In Other People's Business.

There Once Was A Student Named Bessor Whose Knowledge Grew Lessor And Lessor. It At Last Grew So Small He Knew Nothing At All, And Today He's A College Professor!

Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make When You're Eating Soup.

Reading Is A Pleasure Of The Mind, Which Means That It Is A Little Like A Sport: Your Eagerness And Knowledge And Quickness Count For Something. The Fun Of Reading Is Not That Something Is Told To You, But That You Stretch Your Mind. Your Own Imagination Works Along With The Authors, Or Even Goes Beyond His, Yields The Same Or Different Conclusions, And Your Ideas Develop As You Understand His.