An Agent Once Told Me That If

I Did All The Chef Boyardee Commercials, In America, When I Was Young.

Motherhood Has Relaxed Me In Many Ways. You Learn To Deal With Crisis. I've Become A Juggler, I Suppose. It's All A Big Circus, And Nobody Who Knows Me Believes I Can Manage, But Sometimes I Do.

I Had Ordered Long Legs, But They Never Arrived. My Eyes Are Weird Too, One Is Gray And The Other Is Green. I Have A Crooked Smile And My Nose Looks Like A Ski Slope. No, I Would Not Win A Miss Contest.

Even Though I Make Those Movies, I Find Myself Wishing That More Of Those Magic Moments Could Happen In Real Life.

I Find It Interesting That 16-year-olds Are Having Plastic Surgery. People In Their 40s Used To Think, 'i'm Aging, I Have To Do Something About It.' Now Children Are Deciding They Don't Like The Way They Look.