An Agent Once Told Me That If

An Agent Once Told Me That If I Would Lose My English Accent, I Would Never Stop Working In America.

I Had Ordered Long Legs, But They Never Arrived. My Eyes Are Weird Too, One Is Gray And The Other Is Green. I Have A Crooked Smile And My Nose Looks Like A Ski Slope. No, I Would Not Win A Miss Contest.

In Life, When Stuff Happens The Instinct Is To Close Off Your Heart. By Leaving Your Heart Open, It Leaves Room For Someone Else To Come In.

People Treat Life As Though It's The Dress Rehearsal For Some Big Show. It's Not. This Is It.

I Love Doing Comedy. Absolutely Love It. After 'wedding Crashers,' People Suddenly Realized That It Was Something I Could Do.