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I Had Ordered Long Legs, But They Never Arrived. My Eyes Are Weird Too, One Is Gray And The Other Is Green. I Have A Crooked Smile And My Nose Looks Like A Ski Slope. No, I Would Not Win A Miss Contest.
-Jane Seymour
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I Had Ordered Long Legs, But They

Jane Seymour
I Had Ordered Long Legs, But They Never Arrived. My Eyes Are Weird Too, One Is Gray And The Other Is Green. I Have A Crooked Smile And My Nose Looks Like A Ski Slope. No, I Would Not Win A Miss Contest.
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