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It Annoys Me That The Burden Of Proof Is On Us. It Should Be "you Came Up With The Idea. Why Do You Believe It?" I Could Tell You I've Got Superpowers. But I Can't Go Up To People Saying "prove I Can't Fly." They'd Go: "what Do You Mean 'prove You Can't Fly'? Prove You Can!"

Never Fear The Truth. No Bad Can Come Of Discussing A True Subject. No Bad At All.

I Think, As A Comedian, The Funniest You Can Be Is With People You Know, And [whom] You've Known For Years, In A Pub. That's As Funny As You Get, And So The Aim [while Stand-up] Is To Get That Funny On Stage With 5,000 Strangers, To Get That Funny In A Room Where People Shouldn't Be Listening But They Are.

I Remember The First Check I Got For 'the Office,' And It Made Me Feel Sad. It Ruined It. ... Because There Was Sort Of A Nobility In Poverty.

Know Your Limitations And Be Content With Them. Too Much Ambition Results In Promotion To A Job You Can't Do.