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I Remember One Review Of The Office Christmas Special That Compared It Unfavourably To Dickens. What? You're Saying I'm Not As Good As The Greatest Storyteller Ever. Boo! Boo! I Think I Can Live With That.

The Truth Doesn't Hurt. Whatever It Is, It Doesn't Hurt. It's Better To Know The Truth.

I Think Doing Something Creative Is The Most Important Thing To Me, And I Think It's Probably Just Good For The Soul For Anyone, Whatever It Is. You Don't Have To Be A Film Director - You Can Do Gardening Or Something - But I Think Everyone Needs To Create Something.

We Only Do What We Think Is Good And What We're Happy With. I Do That In Stand-up, I Even Do It With My Children's Books. I Don't Do Market Research, I Don't Have Focus Groups, I Don't Care. I Don't Care If It Fails, Honestly. I'd Rather Have Something That's Completely Mine Fail Than Something Succeed That I'm Not Proud Of.

I've Probably Done The Odd Thing. I've Probably Done More Than I Would Have Done And Some Things You Don't Say No To. You Don't Say No To Working With "the Simpsons"... The Greatest Comedy Show On Television. You Mustn't. Even Though Going To My Bad Judgment, I Remember Saying That All I Can Do Is Make This Show Slightly Worse.