America Took Me Into Her Bosom When

H Is For Hardware Store: I'd Rather Go To The Hardware Store Than The Opera. And I Like The Opera.

Champagne Makes You Feel Like It's Sunday And Better Days Are Just Around The Corner.

Judging By The Vast Amount Of Cookbooks Printed And Sold In The United States One Would Think The American Woman A Fanatical Cook. She Isn't.

Words Can Bruise And Break Hearts, And Minds As Well. There Are No Black And Blue Marks, No Broken Bones To Put In Plaster Casts, And Therefore No Prison Bars For The Offender.

On Teasing : Teach Your Teen-age Daughters Not To Tease Boys Into Physical Desire. You Might Save Their Lives.