What Remains Is Solitude.

Careful Grooming May Take Twenty Years Off A Woman's Age, But You Can't Fool A Flight Of Stairs.

A Country Without Bordellos Is Like A House Without Bathrooms.

I, Personally, Liked The Legend.

Do Let Him Read The Papers. But Not While You Accusingly Tiptoe Around The Room, Or Perch Much Like A Silent Bird Of Prey On The Edge Of Your Most Uncomfortable Chair. (he Will Read Them Anyway, And He Should Read Them, So Let Him Choose His Own Good Time.) Don't Make A Big Exit. Just Go. But Kiss Him Quickly, Before You Go, Otherwise He Might Think You Are Angry; He Is Used To Suspecting He Is Doing Something Wrong.

H Is For Hardware Store: I'd Rather Go To The Hardware Store Than The Opera. And I Like The Opera.