I Sing And Play The Guitar, And

If You're A Sexist, Racist, Homophobe, Or Basically An Asshole, Don't Buy This Cd. I Don't Care If You Like Me, I Hate You.

Here We Are Now, Entertain Us.

If You Read, You'll Judge.

I'm Left-handed, And It's Not Very Easy To Find Reasonably Priced, High-quality Left-handed Guitars. But Out Of All The Guitars In The Whole World, The Fender Mustang Is My Favorite. I've Only Owned Two Of Them.

Humans Are Stupid. I'm Ashamed To Be Human.