Always Predict The Worst, And You'll Be

Everything Is So Weird In Politics That It's Very Hard To Be Funny About It, I Think.

I Know That There Are People Who Do Not Love Their Fellow Man, And I Hate People Like That!

I Recall This Sergeant's Informing Me And My "room-mates" Of This Rather Deplorable Fact The Army Didn't Have Any Official, Excuse Me, Didn't Have No Official Song And Suggested That We Work On This In Our Copious Free Time.

For There Is Surely Nothing More Beautiful In This World Than The Sight Of A Lone Man Facing Single-handedly A Half A Ton Of Angry Pot Roast!

Always Predict The Worst, And You'll Be Hailed As A Prophet.