Always Predict The Worst, And You'll Be

The Army Has Carried The American... Ideal To Its Logical Conclusion... Not Only Do They Prohibit Discrimination On The Grounds Of Race, Creed And Color, But Also On The Grounds Of Ability.

Oh We Will All Fry Together When We Fry. We'll Be French Fried Potatoes By And By. There Will Be No More Misery When The World Is Our Rotisserie, Yes, We Will All Fry Together When We Fry.

On Christmas Day You Can't Get Sore, Your Fellow Man You Must Adore. There's Time To Cheat Him All The More The Other Three Hundred And Sixty-four

You Cant Be Satirical And Not Be Offensive To Somebody.

Irreverence Is Easy - Whats Hard Is Wit.