Always Look On The Bright Side Of

John Howard Davies Was Not A Very Human Person ... If You Made A Mistake Of Any Kind, Any Sort Of Pause In Speech, He Would Treat You Rather As If He Was A Schoolmaster.

Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition.

I'm Afraid I'm Not Personally Qualified To Confuse Cats, But I Can Recommend An Extremely Good Service.

My Philosophy, Like Color Television, Is All There In Black And White.

A Murderer Is Only An Extroverted Suicide.