Always Keep Your Words Soft And Sweet,

I Never Get Over Feeling Bad About Tearing Open A Beautifully Wrapped Present. It Takes Ten Seconds To Destroy A Work Of Art That Took Someone Ten Minutes To Accomplish.

By The Time They're Ready To Be Thrown Away, Most Shoes Are Thoroughly Comfortable

Phyllis Schlafly Speaks For All American Women Who Oppose Equal Rights For Themselves.

There Are More Beauty Parlors Than There Are Beauties.

I Don't Differentiate Much, Except In Degree, Between People Who Believe In Religion From Those Who Believe In Astrology, Magic Or The Supernatural.