Almost Everything I Do Is Related To

Waiting, Waiting, Waiting. All My Life, I've Been Waiting For My Life To Begin, As If Somehow My Life Was Ahead Of Me, And That Someday I Would Arrive At It.

Almost Everything I Do Is Related To Being Fat.

Years Ago Women Of My Size Were Considered Royalty.

Street Performers, Homemade Crafts, Keep Your Wallet In Your Front Pocket And Don't Buy Any Crap!

Both Of My Parents Are Professors And Everyone In My Family Has Some Fabulous Degree Of Something Or Another And I Couldn't Get Into College Because I Didn't Know A Language.